As you may have guessed, IndyConcerts has a new writer, and I heard she’s hot.
Okay, that’s a lie — I’m hot, but I haven’t heard anyone talking about it lately. I’m Kelly, and I’ve lived in Bloomington, Indiana with a bunny named Disco Biscuit for about four years. Disco is named after the trance fusion jam band Disco Biscuits, and Bisco fans would probably be shocked to hear that I named my bunny months before I ever heard a single Biscuits track.
You see, I first heard of the Disco Biscuits while contemplating my potential attendance at a moe concert where they were opening. I was so delighted with the beautiful randomness of the phrase “disco biscuits” that it never occurred to me that the name might have a meaning. Though I didn’t end up going to the concert, the name stuck with me. When I got Disco a few months later, I put off naming him for over a week while I tried to think of something appropriate, and nothing but Disco Biscuit seemed right.
Later that year, (November 26, 2006, to be exact) the Disco Biscuits played a show at the BlueBird, and I wasn’t about to miss it. I bought a copy of Rocket and a t-shirt, had a great time, and later posted a YouTube vlog about the experience. During the vlog, I told the story of how Disco had been named in a long, convoluted intro before posting my footage from the show. It wasn’t long before a few real Bisco fans showed up and amidst their grousing at me for talking so long before showing the band, they informed me that a disco biscuit is actually a Quaalude. Or an Ecstasy tablet. Or something — it was a bit of a raging debate before I got mad at someone for making fun of my intro and took the video down. I still don’t know which illegal drug my bunny is named after, but I’m definitely glad my mom isn’t hip to it!
Anyway, I guess the point is that I’m Kelly, I like bunnies, I like random things, I like writing, and I like music — that’s why I’m here. I’ve been a professional writer for three years and love it with everything I’ve got, so I’m thrilled to join the talented crew at IndyConcerts. Hopefully I won’t bore you too much.
Welcome to the team Kelly!
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Actually, the Disco Biscuits did not play a show on 11/26/06 at the Bluebird, that show was on 11/14/06…”to be exact”. Nice research, I would hesitate to call myself a “professional writer”, if I were you, until you can AT LEAST publish an article that has its facts straight. Just because you read On the Road in high school and kept a journal about bff’s, does not a professional writer make. I am sure if your rabbit could talk, it would call you a lame ass scenester noob and then throw a cocktail in your face…yeah, that’s right, you have turned your “bunny” into a raging alcoholic, and he probably hates himself. I would not be surprised to hear that your bunny ran away and joined a cult soon.
Got an extra spot at camp next year, and a big, private tent where we can hang out ALL night long. you down gurl? Reedy to get automatik??
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Hey, nice site you have here! Keep up the good work
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Greetings from an amazed reader! Well, there have been many writings which I have seen today yet not one of them compares to this. Well done! And I’ll have you be aware that my comrades think me intensely critical so that is high praise indeed.